No the title is not a misprint.
It is how you say thoughts when you lisp.
Not that I lisp.
But I am practicing for when I lose a few more teeth.
Which could be quite soon considering I haven’t been to a dentist since the ark was under construction.
If you are looking for a stimulating post I suggest you leave now.
This is going to be a lot of waffle.
Just feel like chatting to you guys.
The complex is starting to take off.
Houses going up like mushrooms.
And, today, they offloaded a stack of grass to plant in the green area adjoining our place.
Wait, I took a picture for you.
The house on the left is the policeman and his family.
Then it is our place.
The houses are attached.
The two on the right are still empty.
The first one was sold and then, immediately, put back on the market.
No-one moved in.
It is a strange house.
They did their own tiling and cupboards.
The cupboards are so high they will need a ladder to reach them.
Or a pogo stick.
Instead of a third bedroom they have put in a scullery which looks onto my room/study.
I don’t like it…it is dark and dreary.
I took Jasmine for an early walk and I see someone is moving into a place across the way.
They are the only house in a quiet circle.
Hope they don’t mind that Jasmine and I often walk there.
If the mood takes me.
So, although houses are going up we haven’t seen people rushing to move in.
I must say I like it here.
It is almost like living on a farm.
Says this town girl.
In other news, parliament found our dancing idiot of a president not guilty in the minor matter of 246MILLION rand spent on upgrading his private residence.
Apparently, he didn’t know what it was costing.
He didn’t know he was improving his own home.
He didn’t know WE built his wife a new shop.
He didn’t know WE paid for a very expensive cattle kraal.
He didn’t notice the swimming pool.
Oh sorry, not a swimming pool, a fire pool.
Which just goes to prove what I have always thought.
Our president knows nothing.
Let me stop talking about him….I am getting mad.
And now let me go and cut up the huge pot of beetroot I boiled just now.
We will be peeing red for weeks to come.
Too much information?