Granny goes out…..for the count

Hello All.

I wasn’t going to post but I thought what the hell.
I really have nothing interesting to talk about.

We have just come back from eating out.
Not only was the food good but I didn’t have to cook.
Life is good.
Sometimes.
We went to the Spur.
A local Franchise.
Do you have it in the States?
I love the menu.
They tell you to ask the waiter what the veggies of the day are.
I don’t know why they bother.
It is ALWAYS butternut and creamed spinach.
Fortunately, I like both of them.
I didn’t even miss the fries.
Can’t remember when last I had one.

Every frigging day I get an sms from our security company.
Telling me to phone them to test our alarm.
Yesterday, I thought I would do it.
I spoke to someone with no brain cells.
I mean NO brain cells.
It took me five minutes, talking VERY slowly and clearly to get it into her head where I lived.
Which alarm I wanted her to test.
She kept asking me if I was some business.
Finally, she told me to press the panic button and they would phone me back.
I did.
And they didn’t.
Phone me back.
After ten minutes I phoned THEM.
And told them, in no uncertain terms, just how inefficient they are.
God help us if we ever need them in an emergency.

I am supposed to be here to keep an eye on the old folk.
Their alarm goes off quite often.
I ignore it.
They are always sitting on the panic button.
Jasmine doesn’t even react to the alarm.
I like to think if someone broke in she would tell me.
While hiding behind me.

And now I am off to bed.
Oh wait…last night I dreamed I had a sister who gave birth.
And I started lactating.
And feeding the baby.
WTF?????