Granny’s Monday this and that.

Hello All.

It was a strange walk this morning.
I felt like I was walking and walking and not getting anywhere.
The light was weird too.
Wonder if I was in a parallel universe?

Yesterday, as I was getting ready to leave I walked past Mex’s security blanket(TV)
There was a local pastor giving a sermon.
He used to be very popular.
I don’t know about now.

I was just in time to hear him say “it is not a mistake if you learn from it”
What the hell was he saying?
You go out and kill someone but you learn you will now go to prison so it is not a mistake?
You cheat on your wife but it is not a mistake because you learned you are a jerk?
Then I gave it some more thought.
This particular “pastor” HAS cheated on his wife.
He has been in the press for dubious monetary acquisitions.
What makes you think he is trying to make himself feel better?
What on earth is he doing on our television screens?
Thank heavens for the remote control.
Switch channels.
Better still…switch off.

Talking about Television.
This weekend we had a choice between “Diehard”.
The FIRST one.
Bruce Willis was still a young man.
And….
Wait for it…..

SUPERMAN!!!

I kid you not.
The next thing they will be showing us the launching of the ark.
And for this we pay a TV licence.

Tonight we are having grilled sausage.
Mashed potato.
And green balls.
Mex can never remember Brussel Sprouts.
Maybe because he doesn’t really like them.
I like them.
I like nearly everything.
sigh.
No wait…I draw the line at eating bunnies or frogs legs.
And anything that can look at me.

Half an hour to going home.
Then Monday is behind us.
The last working Monday of the year.
Thursday can’t come fast enough.
Stop it Granny.
Wishing away my life like that.
If it keeps on racing away like this I will be heading back to work before I know it.
Now THAT is a scary thought.

Those clouds looked threatening this morning but it has turned into a lovely day.
I have dropped off four of the mosaic mirrors that Mex does at a decorating shop nearby.
I do hope they sell a couple of them.
He won’t make any more until I have sold a few.
When he doesn’t make mirrors he watches a lot of TV.
Especially Dr.Phil.
I am beginning to hate Dr.Phil.
And Dr.Oz.
Those two guys just have to say something and Mex falls for it.
Hook,line and sinker.
I wish they would say something like… Housework is bad for women.
Could result in lack of sex.
Actually, that IS true.
Or cooking supper for your woman will make your hair grow back.
That could work!

Hmmmm….think I should stop now.