If I am missing in action for a while it will be self inflicted.
A friend,at work,found a packet of sugar coated jelly sweets in her drawer.
They had been there for a few months.
I ate the lot.
I need a time machine.
So I can eat stuff.
Then go back in time and refuse them.
Best of both worlds.
I had a good laugh over the weekend.
My cellphone was on the arm of a chair.
Tom came in and lay on top of it.
I can be very evil.
I phoned it from the landline.
It was on vibrate and tone.
He didn’t leap up.
However, he was the epitomy of a puzzled pussy.
Wish I had thought to video it.
On Saturday night Jasmine went through to Wendy’s room.
Climbed on the bed next to her.
Don’t tell Mex.
Getting on beds is strictly verboten.
After a couple of minutes she got off and stood looking at Wendy.
Then stuck her nose under the duvet.
Wendy lifted the duvet and in she climbed.
She didn’t stay too long.
Knew she would be in BIG trouble if Mex had caught sight of her.
Talking about Mex and Wendy.
They were going to have breakfast at the mall this morning.
SOME people have to go to work.
Bet they don’t even bring Jasmine a doggy bag.
Now I have to go off to a meeting.
Pretend to be mildly interested.
Be good you lot.