Hello All.
A picture from last evening.
That is Jasmine’s butt you can just see.
She is busy eating, a really revolting, piece of overripe seaweed.
Thought you would like to know that.
So…yes…I am looking for a new man.
There are one of two requirements for this man.
Requirement one:
He must be able to lie.
Now I don’t mean the sort of “NO, I am not having an affair with the hot blonde next door” lie.
When I comment that I am getting a whole load of wrinkles I want him to say “don’t be silly”
When I scream as I get on the scale I want him to say “Gee love ,I can’t see any difference”
When I mention that I have a crop of grey hairs popping out I don’t want him to say “yes, I noticed that”
I don’t want him to comment that my boobs have gone up three cup sizes.
If he can’t tell little (big)white lies……
I want him to have VERY bad eyesight.
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38 responses to “Granny is looking for a new man.”
Hehe. If you find him ask if he has a like-minded brother for me.
Oh my Madmom…you have a way to go before you start encountering these little age things!
No, no. I’m there already. 🙂
You ain’t see nothing yet Madmom!
🙂 may your wishes come true!
Hi Tandy…have you got one to introduce me to????
Sorry for you, such a man has yet to be born. xxx
Don’t be such a wet blanket Cindy…one has to dream!
If you find an extra man like that, send him over here.
Hehehe…will do Maire.
Now that’s a tall order! Good luck xxx
No Janice…he doesn’t have to be tall. 🙂
I wouldn’t give a damn for all those things you want your prospective man to ignore, if I could have your sense of humour. He’ll really have to be a super guy to deserve to be your Man:-) I’ve posted this link to my FB page. Smiles are to be shared, right? I hope you don’t mind.
Awesome. What a remarkable post describing the man you want for yourself. 😀
Oh, BTW, I’ve the traits :p
Hello Sadho….thank you for the visit. I went to your post but couldn’t find where to comment.
Sorry…I am technically challenged!
– but all that means your current man loves you exactly the way you are and is open and honest into the bargain. Which can’t be bad. 🙂
aha! the perfect man. does he exist?
you have him already. Look again ???
Uhm Pseu…let me think…NO!!!
May I join you in your search granny?
Take a number Barb.
You need a mirror like the one used by the Evil Queen in Snow White:
Mirror Mirror on the wall
Who’s the most ageless beauty of all?
One more thing to put on your wish list:
A man who always remembers your birthday, but never your age. 😀
Morning NR…my wish list is getting shorter and shorter.
I think that is a good thing?
granny, I love your humor. Any man would be enriched by your humor and your rants ! Gotta love ‘granny” – 🙂
You are too kind Penny!
LOL so funny.
🙂
lol!
I always suspected women appreciated men who were the right kind of liars.
Hehehe Greatsby…thank you for the visit!
Has Mex got new glasses or something?
xx
Or something MissChris!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! You are TOO funny! You gave me a good laugh when I really needed it (threw my back out yesterday).
Ah yes, the ideal man. He doesn’t exist….not in my world, anyway! 😉
No Man RD…sorry about your back.
we all need one of those, I am thinking…
Hehehe Redneck….from the sounds of it you have found the one!
Granny – a woman, wife of a doctor, told me she spent 25 years teaching her husband how to buy her a gift. He’s still hit and miss. Made me wonder about all that effort. What about pursuing reachable goals?
I guess that’s the mystery of love.
Hi Souldipper..she has more patience than I have!!!