Granny’s hot Tuesday

Good Morning All.
I need to get out of the kitchen.
I can’t stand this heat.
I could handle the weather, but ,when it is combined with my faulty internal thermostat ,it is far from nice.

A couple of my staff are complaining about the airconditioner.
They say it is giving them flu.
I have explained that flu is a germ.
They are not convinced.
They are going to have to suffer.
In silence.
The bloody thing stays on!
If I could I would strap it to my back.

Received this from a friend just now.

Ten Thoughts to Ponder

Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.
 
Number 9
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich

Number 7
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use the Internet and they will not bother you for weeks.

Number 6
Some people are like a Slinky …not really good for anything, but you still cannot help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
 
Number 3
Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00, and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?

Number 2
In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeño peppers; what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

– – and as someone recently said to me: “Do not worry about old age; it does not last long.”

I like number seven.
Life is so much more fun now we have the internet.
Even though EVERYONE is beating me at scrabble.
You know who you are!

I am getting bored with my beach.
No…that is not true.
I love my beach.
I am getting bored with my photos.
I think I need a change of venue.
Watch this space.

Yesterday I had to go over my PDR with my boss.
PDR stands for personal development review…or something like that.
One of the questions was my future career aspirations.
I certainly don’t have any aspirations at this company.
Unless my boss’s job is up for grabs.
He thought that was very funny.
I will be looking at a whole new career.
Don’t think starving is a comfortable way to go.
Any brilliant ideas?