WITHDRAWAL-SYMPTOMS GRANNY

Everyone.
I have asked Cindy to post for me.
I am still having internet problems.

I managed to get internet last night.
For about five minutes.
At snail pace.
Telkom tried to tell me it wasn’t them.

Pfffffft.

So …after much resetting of ports and turning my router on and off and restarting my computer…they agreed to log a fault.
I, unhappily,  went off to bed.

At one o’clock this morning my cell phone beeped to tell me there was an sms.

I repeat…at ONE o’clock.

I dozed off again but my sub-conscious nudged me.

I shot up in bed.
Thought someone must have died.
I think things like that when my phone goes at that time.

While I turned on the light and looked for my glasses I reassured myself that no-one could have died.

I mean, they wouldn’t SMS me.

Would they?

Anyway…it was from Telkom…informing me they had logged a fault.

WTF?

What sadistic bastard decides to send an sms at that time of the morning?

Obviously someone who is bitter that he is awake and working.

Misery loves company.

On the upside I am meeting Puppycat for lunch today.

Something nice to look forward to.

So dear friends.
I am not ignoring you.

I miss you all like crazy.

MWAH!!!!!