Posted by: granny1947 | August 15, 2010

Granny’s Sunday Waffling

Hello Everyone.

My post is a bit late today.
I had nothing to say.
This is unusual.

I have just come back from our beach walk.
As you can see the weather was NOT good.
Half way along the beach it started to drizzle.
Jasmine didn’t seem to notice.
I did.
I washed my hair this morning!

We went shopping this morning.
I noticed a couple of road signs along the way.
One says…watch out for leopard toads.
Now I don’t know about you lot but if I am driving along at night…or in the day…I don’t think I would even SEE a toad in the road.
Much less would I know what KIND of toad it is.

The other sign is a picture of falling rocks.
It says…falling rocks…go slow.
WTF?
If there is danger of falling rocks in the area I want to get away as fast as possible.
I don’t want to see rocks screaming in my direction.
I don’t want to be there at all.

I think I might have mentioned that I try not to look at myself in the mirror.
I DO put on make-up in the morning but this does not count.
I do not have my glasses on.
I am not fully awake.
This morning as I applied my make-up I noticed two,very obvious, new wrinkles.
Where?
On my upper lip.
Why would one get wrinkles there?
Is it my weight loss?
Am I not smiling enough?
Do I need Botox?
Scrap that idea.
My body would,immediately, go into shock at the sight of a needle coming anywhere near my face.
Maybe I need to start eating slabs of chocolate?
Fill out the wrinkles with fat?
Shyte…I need to give this some serious thought.

Have a peaceful evening all.

Cindy…if you read this tonight..please link for me.
Think I need to send FB an e-mail.
Ask them what they have against me.


Responses

  1. Sjoe, that cloud looks low enough to be able to touch it.
    Hehehe, are you absolutely positive those two lines are not from pursing your lips blowing kisses to passing motorists?

    • Hehehe HP…uhm…yes I am positive!!!

  2. I don’t think chocolate really works for wrinkles granny. You can try it though. Let me know the results. I love chocolate. You’re lucky you can count your wrinkles, some people run out of fingers and toes.

    • Hi AD…I am not TOO perturbed…they just took me by surprise!!!

    • Hi AD…didn’t say I could count my wrinkles…these are just the NEW ones!

  3. What if the rocks hit the toads?

    (Only saw this now, posted the link.)

  4. maybe the rocks are chasing the leopard toads?

    • Or the toads are sitting on the rocks?Hi Sidey.

  5. That cloud looks quite ominous – not surprised you encountered drizzle at the very least! Have a good week, Gran.

    • Thanks Adee…you too,love.

  6. Leopard toads? Thank goodness that it is a leopard the size of a toad and NOT the other way round.. *shudder*
    (I was the one that made a whole convoy stop in Langebaan while I picked up every migrating worm out of the road. It took 4 hours! They wanted to kill me!)

    • You didn’t!!!! i would have loved to have seen that.


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